Chaos Collection

CONGRATULATIONS, YOU ABSOLUTE MENACE.

You’ve proven two things today:

1. You cannot be trusted around buttons.

2. You are exactly our kind of person.

Since you ignored all common sense and clicked anyway, you’ve earned a reward.

Here’s the deal:
When you place your order, leave us your worst dad joke in the “Order Notes” box at checkout.
If you do, we’ll send you something extra — totally free.

What is it?
Who knows.
Probably a rock.
Definitely confusing.
Possibly delightful.
Guaranteed to make your day more chaotic than you planned.

(Ps: who ever makes me roar with laughter the hardest will get a moldavite 😉)

Why did the geologist break up with the rock?
Too many faults.

I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands.